Skeleton Sitting at Bar I Was 2 Girls Away from Having a Threesome Last Night T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
The phrase "I WAS 2 GIRLS AWAY FROM HAVING A THREESOME LAST NIGHT" is emblazoned across the shirt, accompanied by a whimsical illustration of a skeleton lounging at a vintage bar. The colors—black, red, green, yellow, and brown—enhance the playful yet irreverent mood, capturing a cheeky moment that resonates with nightlife enthusiasts. This design speaks to a crowd that appreciates dark humor and bold statements, perfect for lively gatherings or parties. It's a light-hearted take on a late-night escapade, ideal for anyone who enjoys sharing a laugh about their social misadventures. The vintage bar setting adds a nostalgic touch, making it a fun conversation piece for those who love to relive their wild nights out.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What inspired the skeleton theme in the design?
The skeleton at the bar encapsulates the humor associated with nightlife, serving as a playful reminder of outrageous stories that often accompany a night out.
Are the colors printed as shown in the design?
Yes, the colors black, red, green, yellow, and brown are integral to the design, providing a vintage feel that enhances the overall humor.
What setting would be best for wearing this shirt?
This shirt fits perfectly in social settings like bars or parties, where sharing funny stories and laughs is part of the fun.
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