Crayons Theme: I Have Neither The Time Nor The To Explain This To You T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE CRAYONS TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU." is boldly printed in a strong font, emphasizing both frustration and humor. The stark contrast of white text against a gray background ensures clarity and impact, making the message immediately visible. This shirt is designed for those who appreciate a witty retort to everyday questions and want to express their playful sarcasm. It's especially suited for busy individuals who often find themselves exasperated with incessant inquiries. Wear it to casual gatherings, where a chuckle over life's little annoyances is welcome, or simply as a humorous statement while running errands.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What specific message is printed on the shirt?
The shirt features the phrase, "I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE CRAYONS TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU," delivering a humorous take on everyday frustrations.
What style does the text have?
The text is presented in a bold typography style, ensuring it captures attention and reads clearly from a distance.
Who might find this shirt amusing?
Individuals with a sarcastic sense of humor and those who often feel overwhelmed by questions will appreciate the wit behind this design.
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