Christian Cross with All My Role Models Went To Prison T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ALL MY ROLE MODELS WENT TO PRISON JESUS PAUL JOSEPH DANIEL PETER JOHN" is emblazoned in bold lettering across a realistic depiction of a Christian cross. The design incorporates earthy tones of brown, gold, white, and black, creating a striking contrast that enhances the impactful statement. It appeals to those with a sense of humor about faith and societal norms, particularly individuals who appreciate a touch of irony in their attire. This shirt can spark conversations, making it fitting for gatherings where playful banter is welcome and unexpected perspectives are shared. The graphic cleverly juxtaposes reverence and irreverence, making it a thoughtful choice for anyone who enjoys mixing spirituality with a dose of wit.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the message conveyed by the printed text?
The message humorously contrasts traditional role models and figures from Christianity, implying a cheeky commentary on societal expectations.
How detailed is the artwork of the cross?
The artwork is realistic, capturing intricate details of the cross, adding depth to the overall design and emphasizing its significance.
Is this design suitable for a formal religious setting?
Given its sarcastic tone, it may not be appropriate for formal religious events, but it works well in casual or social gatherings.
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